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So, sex escorts – they’re like secret agents of pleasure, slippin’ through the night, dodgy as hell sometimes! I reckon it’s a mixed bag, yeah? Some birds are proper fit, makin’ you go “Oh, I’m in a right state!” – happy as a lad with a new guitar string. But then, there’s the dodgy side – blokes gettin’ conned, cash vanishin’ faster than my mojo on a bad day. Pisses me right off, that does! Like, one time, heard this story – true as me barnet – some geezer paid top quid for an escort, and she rocked up lookin’ like Dr. Evil’s cat, Mr. Bigglesworth! Bald, mate, no spark – total stitch-up!

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Heyyy, so lemme tell ya bout Hampstead (us) – it's wicked, I swear! I've been a masseur here for a while now, and belive me, I've got the inside scoop. So, where do i even start? There's this street, Linda Ave – yeah, Linda Ave – it's quaint, quirky, and sometimes smells like fresh coffee and adventure. I love strolling down Maple Ln too, watch out for the small pops of graffiti art on the walls, kinda like hidden messages that say “introspect, but do what she said!” which is basically my inner Michael Scott vibe, ya know?

Obituary for James "JC" Calvin Parker at Hampstead Chapel