Lauren Glenarden Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a kicker – some say erotic-massage started in them old Asian temples, monks gettin’ freaky on the low. True or not, I’m like, “Respect, homie, get yours!” It’s funny too, ‘cause you be lyin’ there, all vulnerable, and ya boy’s thinkin’, “Man, if my students saw me now, they’d crash the damn car laughin’.” Sarcasm on deck – half these fools out here think it’s just foreplay, but nah, it’s an art, like tunin’ a V8 engine, precise and dirty.

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I gotta be honest – sometimes I get so mixed up by all the craziness that I spill my words: like, its never perfect, its raw and real. Lately, I've felt realll defnitely more alive around these parts – even if things are kinda wonky at times. And hey, if you’re lookin’ for an authentic slice of life, Glenarden is definitely your jam!

Podcast with Belynda Gentry of First Baptist Church of Glenarden