Harper Takanini Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oh, and the vibes—u can’t fake that “red lampshade” glow. So dreamy, so Lynch. I’d say, babes, try it—just don’t tell Kanye, ha! Kidding, he’d probs be like, “Cool, do u.” Anyway, erotic-massage is my jam—keeps me hot, happy, and, like, literally GLOWING. “There’s no band, it’s all over”—but the massage? Never ends in my world! Xoxo, Kim out!

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Anyway, I head to work, right? I’m cruising down Takanini School Rd, and suddenly, BAM! Traffic jam. Like, what the heck? Turns out, some dude’s car broke down right in the middle of the road. Classic Takanini, am I right? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about all the invoices I gotta deal with.

Large car scrapyard fire contained in Auckland's Takanini