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What gets me ragin’? When they skimp on the oil! Dry hands? That’s bullshit! I’m yellin’, “Slather it on, bitch, I ain’t no sandpaper!” But when they get it right—oh man, it’s like that *Inception* scene, “We need to go deeper,” ‘cept it’s them fingers divin’ into knots I didn’t even know I had. Surprised the hell outta me once—found out my neck’s tighter than Stan’s mom on a date.

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So, lemme tell ya, Glenarden's a mixed bag. We got this cool ol’ block, Glenarden Parkway, where the shops and gritty little cafes are right next to each other. Walk down Martin Luther King Blvd – yeah, THAT MLK – and you find those neat murals, some speakin’ of freedom, some just plain wild art. I luv this place even if its streets are kinda bumpy, ya know, not all perfect like in them fancy movies, but hey, that’s our charm.

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