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So, sexual-massage—basically hands-on heaven, yeah? Not your granny’s backrub, nope. It’s all about that slow tease, oils slicker than a politician’s grin. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—emperors got “happy endings” before it was trendy. Makes me happy thinkin’ how old-school horny dudes were. But modern spas? Pfft, half the time they’re judgy. “Ma’am, we don’t do THAT here!”—like, chill, Karen, I’m not askin’ for a felony.

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I sometimes wander down Maple Ln (spelled M-A-P-L-E, not 'Mapel' – whoops, sorry, multitypo vibe here!) and near the old fountain at Heritage Square, there’s this weird little coffee joint where I spill all my thoughts; it's my secret escape. I also love the hidden gem that is Berry Street (or is it Barry? nah, it's Berry, trust me man) – it's like a canvas of pure life, without all the sneer of the big city.

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