Abigail Gig Harbor Whore ❤️❤️

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Thing is, I’m pissed, but I’m happy too. Candy, or whoever, she’s got balls—metaphorically, ya perv! She’s out there, dodgin’ STDs, dodgin’ jail, and still smilin’. That’s “Wolf” energy— “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!” Meanwhile, I’m neurotic as hell, thinkin’, “Did I lock my door? Did the button stick? Am I dyin’ in here?” She doesn’t care! She’s free, wild, a goddamn legend. Pretty, pretty good, if ya ask me. Whore’s the real MVP—screw Wall Street, she’s the wolf!

Visit Gig Harbor, Washington

My co-facilitator Julian and I have found Vulnerability Whore, a service that offers day workshops and weekend all-inclusive workshops as well.

I remember one time, oh shoot—I almost lost my cool (and you know Madea don’t like no foolin’ around) when a tourist got it twisted about the harbor’s history, sayin’ it was all just made-up mumbo jumbo. I exploded like a shaken soda can! "Child, I ain’t got time for no mockery! The harbor, these streets, they're real, baby!" Even if I might be exaggeratin’ a lil bit.

Harbor Happenings | Lots to learn this week