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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—society actin’ all holy while fundin’ these joints on the sly. Happy bit? Some gals own it—fuck yeah, queens of their chaos! Personal quirk—kept thinkin’, “Bane’d smash this place, but damn, I’d tip ‘em first.” Exaggeratin’ for fun—once saw a punter so drunk he tipped a coat rack, thinkin’ it was a gal! Hah, what a muppet!

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the food scene—tiny hole-in-the-wall joints on Eastside Boulevard that serve the most scrumptious grub. My fave is a greasy spoon called “Spiffy’s Eats.” It’s got this pretentious mural of a dancing robot—WALL-E style!—and it always reminds me that even the little things in life are miraculous. Idk, sometimes the simplest meals make me so happy that I nearly burst out laughing.

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