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Oh—funny story! Heard this chick in LA—total legend—ran a sex-dating *scam*. Matched dudes, got ‘em to send nudes, then—wham!—blackmailed ‘em. Made bank ‘til she got busted. Savage, right? Surprised me—people are nuts! One more thing… it’s risky too. STDs, creeps—gotta be smart, wrap it up. *Goodbye to Language* vibes again—“Reality’s a mess, deal with it.”

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In a Gulliver-like tour of his bizarre homeland, A. Square spins a fascinating tale of domestic drama and political turmoil, from sex among consenting triangles.

I remember my first day in Funky Hollow. I was, like, super nervous. I walked down Muddy Lane—aw man, so gritty sometimes—and almost tripped over a stray skateboard. Thought, "Oh snap, Flatlands is wild, baby!" And then, out of nowhere, some old-timer spat, "That's what she said!" And I burst right out laughing! Epic moment.

Flatland Cavalry received special recognition from Lubbock Mayor at Buddy Holly Hall