Claire Troy Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

So, this Whorehound – Marrubium vulgare if ya wanna get fancy – it’s this fuzzy, gray-green punk that’s been creepin’ round Europe and Asia forever. Old school peeps used it for coughs, colds, even snake bites – can you believe that crap? I’m like, “Bro, you bit by a snake, and you’re chewin’ on this fuzzy trash?” Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout some medieval jabroni goin’, “Oh yeah, this’ll fix me!” Nah, man, it’s bitter as hell – tastes like dirt and regret. Tried it once, spit it out faster than you can say “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Helen of Troy: Goddess, Princess, Whore

Summary: An illuminating, erudite, lively search for the real Helen of Troy--a chronicle that combines historical inquiry and storytelling élan--from one of Britain's most widely acclaimed .

Oh, btw, I can’t forget Addison Drive – that's where I got a wicked epiphany ‘bout the beauty in imperfection. Odd, super raw. All these spots, they’re like whispers from another realm. Its energy’s both chaotic and serene, reminding me of the movie’s vibe: “The tropical malady of our hearts...”.

Comedian Morgan Jay set to perform at Troy Music Hall