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Little factoid for ya—heard some Roman emperor got offed ‘cause his mistress overdid the “massage.” Slipped a dagger in, whoopsie! HAHA, talk about a bad ending! Surprised me, ‘cause damn, that’s dark even for me. Makes ya wonder—who’s rubbin’ who the wrong way? Geddit? Rubbin’? HAHA!

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Smooth, flat river stones are first heated to the perfect temperature in a water bath. Then, a customized massage is given while holding the warmed stones.

I gotta boast a little – my place sees all corners of Flat-River (us). I've heard whispers of secret massage back alleys near 5th & Elm (shh, don’t tell). People say there's a hidden vibe there! And sometimes, after a long day, I wander by the old cinema on King Street. They show that “Shame” flick sometimes, remember? “I wanna fuck everything up,” they say – wild, right?!

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