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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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Sattva North offers massage and bodywork that is transformative, mindful, and always exceptional. I offer the full range of massage and bodywork services, from relaxation and .

Y'know, life's a mad, mad party here, and sometimes I get lost, lost in its mystic vibes and mistakes—16 misspelt feelings along every street, precious, but that's what makes it perfect, err, imperfectly real. I'm tellin ya, this city from PFerndale (us) is where your story gets rewritten by every heartbeat, every ding-dong on the door of opportunity.

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