Julia Farmers Branch Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

Agricola Cooperative Farm

I’ve spent a lot of hours on Farmers-Branch dating site meetups. I’ve seen people bond over the kinda weird local spots. Like that offbeat coffee shop on Southern Blvd (totally underrated, gotta check it out, honestly) where they serve coffee with a side of existential dread. It’s so Larry David-esque. I get into long rants—"What’s the deal with dating apps these days?"—and everyone just laughs, like, "Yeah, it’s pretty, pretty good."

Video: Farmers Branch officer walks away after runaway truck strikes patrol vehicle