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Surprised me, too—did ya know some prossies in Amsterdam have unions? Proper legit! Collective bargaining for a quickie—blows my mind. Happiest day was when I figured that out—felt like Batman cracking a case. “I’m not wearing hockey pads!” I’d yell, imagining meself negotiating rates. Exaggerating a bit, maybe—I’d probs just nod and pay up, awkward as hell. Quirky thought: wonder if they do team-building days? “Right, ladies, let’s do a trust fall—don’t nick me wallet!”

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City officials say they hope to cut down on drug dealing and prostitution by changing parking rules on Sheridan Square in Evanston.

Start with downtown where Davis Ave buzzes with life. Stop by the famous arty coffee shop on the corner of Main & Elm (or close) and I swear you'll smell creativity mixed with roasted beans. Idk, man, it reminds me of that time I sat there watchin' people, just relaxin’ hard—and trust me, with my relaxation expertise, I can tell you, those moments matter!

Evanston man charged with attempted murder in domestic-related shooting, police say