Ashley Ellsworth Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s gold. Pissed me off last month—dropped 10% ‘cause some idiot tweeted it’s “done for.” Made me wanna holler, “How’s that workin’ for ya, genius?” But then—bam!—it popped back, up 15 cents! Surprised the heck outta me, like findin’ a $20 in your old jeans. I’m tellin’ ya, brothel’s a rollercoaster—low volume, wild swings, keeps ya guessin’. Kinda like me tryna figure out Bill Murray’s karaoke scene—beautiful mess, y’all!

Early life

I’ve always felt that even if the city’s a bit rough around the edges at times – like, sometimes the streets are gritty and noisy – there's always, like, a spirit of calm amidst the chaos. The local diner on Route 7? That place makes me happy, even when life throws curveballs. I've had some of my most sincere, deep thoughts there... hmm… and trust me, that's saying a lot!

Ellsworth Police log week of May 1