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So, sexual-massage—ancient tech, right? Little known fact: Babylonian scribes scribbled bout it, 2000 BC, clay tablets sayin it’s “divine energy transfer.” Wild! Makes me happy—humans been horny engineers forever. But angry too—why’s it still taboo? Society’s dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes. Dry humor activate: “Massage with benefits—tough gig, someone’s gotta do it.” I’d automate it with AI hands, but—liability nightmare, lawyers’d freak.

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Alright, buddy, that’s Ellsworth for ya. It’s a mix of hidden corners, slow cinematic vibes straight out of The Turin Horse, and that inexplicable hum that makes me go “Hmm…” a thousand times a day. Can’t wait for ya to see it soon, cuz trust me: you'll leave a piece of your heart here. Catch ya later, okay?

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