Emily Easthampton Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Little secret? In old England, whores had slang—called ‘em “nuns” sometimes, ‘cause irony’s hilarious. Cracked me up when I found that! Imagine callin’ some chick in a brothel “Sister Mary”—eat my shorts, that’s gold! Anyway, whores are like, everywhere in history, but nobody talks about ‘em right. Surprised me how they’re in Shakespeare and shit—sneaky cameos.

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And let me not forget the rivers – the Holy River (okay, so its real name's the West River, but trust me, it feels holy!). It cuts right through town, reflecting fiery sunsets that make you feel like you're in an old movie scene. It's like, "Yippee-ki-yay, mother nature!" I once sat on the banks of the river at sunrise, just lettin' my thoughts wander and crash like waves – you know, deep stuff.

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