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About Philadelphia

Her nails—red, chipped, screamin’ “I don’t care”—tap the counter. I’m like, “Girl, you’re a mess, but I respect the hustle.” Reminds me of that line, “Love, where’s thy root?”—‘cause hers sure ain’t in one place! She’s smirkin’, tossin’ cash like it’s dirty anyway. Heard a story once—some whore in Virginia, 1600s, got rich sleepin’ with sailors. Bet this chick’s ancestors, heh! She’s livin’ that legacy, struttin’ out, leavin’ chaos behind.

Amy Schumer – Whore Tour

Amy Schumer will be kicking off her national tour with a night at The Clubhouse in East Hampton on Saturday, July 23rd.

And let me not forget the rivers – the Holy River (okay, so its real name's the West River, but trust me, it feels holy!). It cuts right through town, reflecting fiery sunsets that make you feel like you're in an old movie scene. It's like, "Yippee-ki-yay, mother nature!" I once sat on the banks of the river at sunrise, just lettin' my thoughts wander and crash like waves – you know, deep stuff.

Music co-op closes in on prominent Easthampton building for its new venue