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I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

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After that, I decide to stroll down the beach path. It’s beautiful, though. The waves crashing, the smell of the sea. I pass by the Palanga Pier, and it’s packed with people taking selfies. I mean, I get it, it’s iconic. But come on, how many pics do you need?

An autumn weekend in Palanga: wellness, health retreats and leisure in Lithuania’s seaside resort