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About Phoenix

Oi, you donkey! I'm a Resnik, yeah, bloody architect of chaos, and I’m here to rant about erotic-massage like it’s a bleedin’ masterpiece—or a total shitshow! Listen up, mate, it’s not just some oily rubdown, it’s art, like buildin’ a cathedral with yer hands—except it’s sweaty, slippery, and leaves ya screamin’ “Hallelujah!” or “What the fuck?!” depending on the twat givin’ it. I’m Gordon fuckin’ Ramsay, so expect me to yell—idiot sandwich!—at the clowns who think it’s just foreplay with extra steps. Nah, it’s deeper, you muppet!

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Nuru is available for upscale gentlemen in East Northport. for 30 min (NO FS) for 60 min (NO FS) By appointment only. Text is preferred.

So yeah, East-Northport’s a mix of old souls, hidden gems, and messy days with a twist of art – kinda like that movie my fav, Toni Erdmann. Every corner surprises ya. It’s raw, erratic, full of life. I’ll never forget the day I found that tiny mural on Sycamore Alley – a masterpiece camouflaged in plain sight. Crazy, right?

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