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I got mad once tho—dude I knew went to this shady spot, paid $50, and they just slapped some lotion on him and called it “erotic.” FOH, that’s a SCAM! I was heated—wanted to storm in there screamin, “This ain’t no bikini bottom blowout!”—y’know, like Harmony Korine’s neon fever dream. But when it’s good? Oh man, I’m HAPPY—floatin like I just popped a xan and hit the beach. “Look at all my shit!”—feelin like a king.

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Now, our local landmarks? Oh man, there’s the old railway station on Maple, which still creaks like it’s holdin’ onto secrets from the past. And then, you got Ridge Park – it's that hidden gem where the kids skate and old-timers chat, reminiscin’ bout the “good ol’ days.” I love takin’ my break there sometimes, watchin’ folks and lettin’ my mind wander.

Vice Mayor Gonzales unveils plans for new shopping center at old East Hills Mall site