Madison Smartno Pri Litiji Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

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I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fuming. I mean, I just wanted to enjoy my pie in peace! But then, the kid’s mom comes over, all apologetic, and she offers me a free drink. I’m like, “Okay, fine, I’ll take it.” Turns out, she’s super nice, and we end up chatting about Smartno-pri-Litiji’s hidden gems. She tells me about this cool hiking trail near the river. I’m like, “I need to check that out!”

Frances (Bozic) Grcar