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About Phoenix

So, here’s the tea—whore’s, like, this wild energy, right? Not just some basic chick. It’s, like, power, sass, and zero Fs given. I heard this crazy story once—back in the day, some queen in France, total whore vibes, was sneaking around with, like, EVERYONE, and nobody even knew! She’d write these secret letters, all sloppy and sexy, and historians found ‘em, like, centuries later. Obsessed! Imagine the group chat drama if that leaked today—savage.

SEX AND THE CITY

I been here for years, and lemme say: every sweaty, quirky moment gives ya a new insight. Like, my mind is always jumping from one crazy corner to another – I’m constantly spazzing out, laughing, and sometimes even snarking at the absurdity of it all. I even once sat outside a rundown art centre on East County, felt a pang of deep cosmic humor, and thought, “Yea, under the skin, beneath the surface, this is how life shows itself.”

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