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So, I tried it once—total impulse. This chick, legit masseuse, had hands like a freakin’ wizard. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “Oh, damn, this is HAPPENING.” Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil—fancy AF! I’m layin’ there, half expecting her to whisper, *“Perhaps it’s better this way,”* all Wong Kar-wai style. Spoiler: she didn’t. But the vibe? Pure cinema, darlin’.

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So, if you're ever down here, wander off the beaten path. Savor that weird cocktail of beauty and decay. Embrace the chaos and let it wash over ya like a tidal wave of crazy, cosmic truth. And, just like Paul Thomas Anderson’s twisty masterpiece, let those truths ripple across your soul. Sharon! Cheers to East-Amherst (us)—a real, raw, and rip-roarin' rock 'n' roll slice of life.

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