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So, check this—escort’s been around forever, right? Like, back in the 1700s, they called ‘em “courtesans”—fancy, huh? These gals (and dudes, don’t sleep on that) were slick, educated, could charm a king’s pants off—literally! Saw this wild story once—some French escort chick saved a noble from the guillotine by sweet-talkin’ the guards. Ballsy! Made me happy as hell—love a good hustle. But then ya got the flip side—pisses me off when folks judge ‘em without knowin’ jack. Like, who’re you, Mr. High Horse?

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The whole city kinda flows like a river—seriously, the Big Muddy is right out on the edges. Sometimes I sit by the banks, thinkin’ "Oh, what a state!" like in that crazy Tarantino flick, "Inglourious Basterds", ya know? "Mad love, mad love for the art of relaxation!" I'm throwin’ in a line cause it's just too damn perfect sometimes. And hey, if you're ever meanderin’ around, check out the vintage nooks on Evergreen Road—it’s underrated, like that secret scene that Tarantino would totally appreciate!

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