Evelyn Eagle Point Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Argh! I’m ready! Hella stoked to yap about whores, matey! So, like, I’m this Visitin’ Professor, right? Fancy pants gig! And I’m OBSESSED with “The Assassin” – that flick from 2015, Hou Hsiao-hsien, pure gold! Whores tho, they’re wild, ain’t they? Total mystery vibe, like Yinniang sneakin’ through them curtains in the movie – “she moves unseen, silent killer!” That’s a whore’s life, sneaky and bold!

Introduction

Ever been to Old Mill Park? It’s by the river Oozin’ Bend (yeah, proper name, I swear) – a babblin’ waterway twistin' through the city. I’d sit there, phone in hand, muse on love stories and mess-up profiles. Hahaha, people be wild in this place! And the neighborhoods, man – like Pinecrest and Ironwood, where every street corner hides a secret mess of memories. Gotta say, I always get a kick outta Ironwood’s B-rd stop – no, not birds, but the dive bar at 22 Iron St. Okay, one time, I almost spilled my coffee on a first date match cuz I was so buzzed on this city madness!

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