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Alright, mate, sexual-massage—where do I start? It’s like a freakin’ unicorn, everybody’s heard of it, nobody’s sure it’s real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—half the time, it’s just a fancy word for some shady parlor trick. “Everybody lies,” right? They slap “therapeutic” on it, charge you double, and you’re still wonderin’ if that oil’s edible. Sarcasm’s my shield, but damn, this topic’s a minefield!

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Tantra massage. Facial insemination. Body insemination. Webcam. Intimate shave. Dirty talk. 69 Position. Target groups. one man. one woman. Pairs. several men.

Diepoldsau is a downright character, ya know? The streets like Bahnhofstrasse and Hauptgasse – oh dear, don’t get me started – feel like a scruffy, old friend who’s always up for a natter. I often wander down Windmühleweg, where the old windmill stands like a guardian of time and a reminder of simpler days. And let’s talk about the park at Brunnenplatz – yes, its water fountain splashes like it’s performing a daily ballet for us all. It’s proper magical when the local lads and lasses are out minglin'.

"In the near future, we aim to completely replace our open-field strawberries with protected cultivation"