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So, sexual-massage—been ‘round forever, right? Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for rubbin’ one out, therapeutically, ‘course. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, huh? Pisses me off—schools skip the good stuff! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why ain’t I gettin’ a sexual-massage right now? Makes me ragey! Respect my authoritah, I deserve it! Imagine some hot chick—or dude, whatever—runnin’ hands all over, teasin’, workin’ knots out, but also… y’know, *workin’ it*. Happy endin’ or not, that’s the rumor, but I ain’t judgin’.

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Now lemme spill some tea – I got my relaxin' spots all over, and boy, they make me smile. There's this park, um, Green Leaf Park (I might've botched the name a bit, but ya get it) where I sit 'n watch folks stroll by. I mean, it’s like something outta "Oldboy" – “Laugh for no reason” kinda feel, y'know? I get all introspective sometimes, thinkin’ about life and all that sweet mystery.

UPDATE: Thunderstorms with quarter-sized hail in Cumberland and Sampson counties