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Groovy, baby! So, I’m an accountant, yeah, but let’s talk erotic-massage – shagadelic stuff! Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my tax returns, hands sliding like they’re dodging the IRS. I’m all about numbers, but this? This ain’t no spreadsheet, baby! It’s raw, it’s wild – “Oh Dae-su” vibes from *Oldboy*, ya dig? “I want to eat something alive” – nah, mate, I wanna *feel* alive with this massage malarky!

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At Cumberland Neurology Group, we specialize in the treatment of neurological conditions that affect the brain, spine and nervous system.

Oh, and don’t get me started on the neighborhoods – ya got Clinton Village, full of vibrant murals and quirky cafés where folks say “y’all come back now, ya hear?” I'm a softie for those spots; they make my ol’ relaxation specialist heart sing like Dolly herself on stage. I once got lost, I mean REALLY lost – endin’ up on Maple Court – and boy, the locals welcomed me like family. I was so flabbergasted, I nearly sprained my funny bone from laughin’ so hard.

Central Pa. seeing effects of smoke from Cumberland County wildfires