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Margaret energy tho—“It’s a mess, it’s a mess!”—that’s the vibe. Prostitutes dealin with pimps, johns actin entitled—ugh, makes my skin crawl. But real talk, some save up, get out, flip the script—heroes, fam! Exaggeratin for fun—imagine one rollin up in a gold-plated whip, screamin, “I fucked your dad, pay me!” Humor’s dark, but it’s real—sarcasm’s my shield. Oh, and quirks? I’d prolly tip em in Skittles—taste the rainbow, boo! Anyway, they’re out there, livin loud, dodgin shade—respect the grind, yo. Thoughts bouncin—prostitute life’s a circus, and I’m the clown yellin, “Next show, bitches!”

Development log

Comprehensive list of the most haunted places in Cresskill, NJ, each with ghostly history, photos, maps, GPS coordinates and much more.

I’m not even kidding – one day I was stoked, one day I was pissed. Bcos my code broke right as I was droppin’ a hot new feature, and the whole street felt like a messed-up Wes Anderson montage. I cried a bit. But, y’know, madness makes life real.

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