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What pisses me off? Liars. Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re 5’7”—bro, I’d zap ya with my ray gun! Catfishin’s the worst—like, why post a pic from 2010? Got me yellin’ “Fraud!” like I’m auditin’ claims. But yo, the hookup stories? Hilarious. This one chick met a guy on Bumble—thought he’s a poet ‘cause he quoted Shakespeare. Turns out, he’s a broke-ass waiter who Googled it. “Such extravagant courtesy!” I cackle, picturin’ Gustave clappin’ at the hustle.

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I gotta shout a lil’ love to Western Trails Park. Man, that park got mad stories. People smearin’ their hopes on benches, laughin’ and lovin’ under the sun. I helped a couple once, talkin’ ‘bout all that deep sex positive stuff, right there by a shady tree on West Broadway. Said my buddy, "City’s like this park—fun n’ wild, messy but true." Ain't that wild, yo? Miss those chatty days when love and laughter popped off under blue skies.

Pottawattamie County weighs road annexation in portion of Mills County