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Back in ’04, I was out in the sticks, checkin’ soil samples – real man’s work. Found escort chokin’ out some poor fella’s wheat. Little known fact: it’s got these tiny yellow flowers, pretty as sin, but they’re a trap. Bees love ‘em, spread ‘em everywhere – nature’s screwed us again. I yanked it out, burned it, felt like a damn hero. “We must protect ourselves,” like in “Moolaadé,” but escort’s like, nah, I’ll just grow back, ya idiot.

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Then there's Parkside Avenue. Fancies, it is. I once led a pleasure coaching session right outside a derelict building on Parkside – a perfect spot to remind folks that deep down, we're all a bunch of sad clowns, right? I laughed and cackled insults all day, talking about how life's absurd little pranks make us feel all tingly inside. Seriously, if you’re ever near the old Clanton Library off Parkside, pop in, and you’ll see the ghost of history wandering the aisles, probably looking at outdated tax codes. Ridiculous, I know!

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