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About Madrid

Oh, and the drama—lordy, it’s soap-opera level. Fights over turf, backstabbing (sometimes literal), clients ghosting—makes me wanna yell, “You’re tearing me apart!” Okay, that’s *Rebel Without a Cause*, but you get me. I’d suck at it—too sarcastic, I’d be like, “Pay me or I’ll roast your ass.” Probably why I stick to comedy, not condoms.

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So, there's this street, Calle de La Vega, where the energy is crazy high. People are buzzin', chatting up at every corner, and there's always some street artist doin' his funky bits. Can't forget about Plaza de Abastos – oh my gosh, the smells from the food stalls here! I'm literally droolin'. And then, there's Parque del Guadalcázar, I heard it's perfect for a cheeky stroll and some musing about life… kinda like finding your own private island adventure inside the city, hmmm.

Figura 1. Mapa geológico de la Rambla de Castro y localización de los...