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So, we starts thinkin’, me and meself—where’s the prossies at? Moscow’s wild, yesss—Red Square’s all fancy, but nah, not there. You slink to the back alleys, the clubs, them seedy bars where lights flicker and vodka stinks. Hiss! Once saw this lass, all dolled up, smokin’ a ciggy outside some dive—thought, “She’s it!” Nope! Just a drunk uni chick, lost as hell—made me mad, wasted me time! Grrr! But then, precious, we hears whispers—secret websites, coded ads, “massage services,” ha! Like in the movie, “The Winklevii aren’t suing me for intellectual property theft—they’re suin’ me ‘cause I’m a prick!”—well, I ain’t no prick, just desperate, eh?

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Hi-ho, my friend, welcome to Chatsworth, US! I'm your spa owner host here, livin’ this life and feeling froggy every day! Let me tell ya bout this wild town – it's where calm meets a bit of adventure, kinda like in Zero Dark Thirty, ya know? “We got one on you!” might be the vibe around here, except, trust me, it's more chill and spa-relaxin’ than covert ops.

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