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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! Dangerous jobs, huh? I’m talkin’ ‘bout them prostitutes, man! Respect my authoritah! I’m Eric Cartman, and I’m pissed—why’s everyone actin’ like this ain’t risky as hell? I mean, damn, walkin’ the streets, dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs? That’s some next-level shit! Watched "Inherent Vice" last night—my fave, bitches—Doc Sportello’d get it, chasin’ tail in that trippy haze. “This is a righteous case, man!” he’d say, stumblin’ into some hooker’s pad.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Friends took me out to a brothel to celebrate my birthday and paid a prostitute to have sex with me, she threw her breast milk all over my face.

Honestly, Celebration (us) be tickling your senses like no other. Its chaotic peace makes me wanna shout, "I am your father!" repeatedly, so haunting, oddly mesmerizing. My innermost quirks come out here: typos, truncated thoughts, all tangled up in a busted heart vibe... and that's just how we roll here.

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