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Lemme tell y’all a story—my nephew tried that sex-datin app, got catfished so bad he showed up with roses for a chick who turned out to be a dude named Bubba. I laughed so hard I near bout peed myself! “Reality’s what you make it, huh, baby?”—that’s me quotin *Inception* while wipin tears. He was hot—steam comin outta his ears! I said, “Next time, check the damn profile!”

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I been mad at times – like when construction on Lincoln Street blocked my route. “Oh Lord,” I’d mutter, “this is a Serious Man moment!” Even so, I find laughter in the chaos. Happy days come in spurts – one minute you’re bumped, the next you’re waltzin’ with peace.

‘Don’t come to Eden to commit crime – we will catch you’ – suspected shoplifters caught in Carlisle