Audrey Caribou Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Speakin’ o’ *Far From Heaven*, there’s that line—“I’m going to be just fine”—Cathy says it, all brave-like, but you know she’s dyin’ inside. That’s what “whore” feels like to me—somebody’s fightin’ to keep their chin up while the world’s pitchin’ stones. Makes me wanna hug ‘em tight and say, “Honey, you’re prettier’n a peach pie, don’t you fret!” I get all sappy thinkin’ ‘bout it—shoot, I’d cry, but I ain’t ruinin’ this makeup for nobody!

BARREN-GROUND CARIBOU

The extremely tall and adorable Lou Caribou. I'd buy him so many drinks and compare antlers. Worn and made by sokitwopaw. Part of my MFF set.

Oh, and lemme add somethin’ personal. Running a spa around here means I see people at their most raw and real. I’ve had clients cry tears of joy, others flip out when the weather’s too cold. It gets intense, maddening even – like, sometimes I get so fed up with the bureaucracy, I literally wanna shout “It’s not rocket science!” But then, a client’s smile or a well-timed compliment makes it all worth it.

Caribou home considered total loss after Sunday fire