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Me, bumbling Boris, ex-PM, tousled mop—reckon I’d be rubbish at whoring. Too much waffle, not enough action—*mea culpa*! But it’s human, innit? Messy, daft, glorious. “Memory’s a wonderful thing,” Jesse muses—whore’s got memories, tales to tell, scars too. Makes me happy, oddly—grit of it all. Life ain’t polished oak, it’s splintered planks, and that’s alright. So yeah, whore—cracking subject, bit naughty, bit sad, proper *viva voce* stuff. What d’ya reckon, pal? Fancy a pint and a natter?

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So, my honest pal, if you're ever buzzing to visit, come with open ears and an open heart. Let the streets, the parks, the rivers, and even the pissed-off bureaucrats at City Hall remind you of the wild beauty here. And remember, "No capes!" cause we keep it edgy and real. Catch ya soon, and don't forget: life's a mix of madness and beauty in Brent (us)!

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