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So, sexual-massage—dunno if ya tried it, but it’s overhyped, swear down. Got this mate once, right, swore it “healed his soul,” pfft, bollocks! He paid 50 quid for some bird to knead him like dough—came out smellin’ like a cheap candle, all lavender and regret. We hates it! All that “ooh, relaxin’ vibes”—nah, it’s awkward as hell. Fun fact tho: back in ancient Rome, them posh lads had “erotic rubdowns” in bathhouses, proper kinky, innit? Bet they slipped on marble floors, crackin’ their skulls—serves ‘em right!

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Check it: I run my spa on Chestnut St. (yeah, chestnuts and wrinkles – irony much?) in a converted barn – got character, unlike those limp excuses for spas in the city, ya numpty! I spill secrets more than a broken faucet – like that one day when a top client told me, “It happened, I neighbored the unbelievable,” then vanished – like a ghost along Riverside. Eh, typical Boonville buzz.

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