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So, what’s the scoop? It’s old—*ancient*, even. Heard some Roman dudes were all about it, callin’ it “luxuria” or some fancy crap. Rubbin’ and lovin’—kept their senators from goin’ nuts, maybe. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? Yeah, they did it too—secret menus, hush-hush, sneaky lil’ devils. Makes ya wonder, huh? Who’s still doin’ it today? Some spa down the street? Bet they’re hidin’ it behind “deep tissue” bullshit—ha! Cracks me up, thinkin’ folks pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Sure, buddy, therapeutic my ass.

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Now look, I gotta drop some deets a dating app developer picks up – like, the vibe at Maple Ave. at dusk? Unreal. People posting pics with blurry city lights in the background. I literally see potential love stories in every pixel when that neon glow hits. It reminds me of that Zodiac movie scene… “This is not a coincidence!” yeah, like, destiny or somethin’ magical.

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