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We loves a good story, though—heard this wild bit, true as me ring! Back in old Thailand, them monks, yeah, they started it—massage, not the sexy kind, mind ya! Meant for healin’, not stealin’ yer soul. Then some clever sod twists it, adds a “happy endin’,” and bam—now it’s all over, even in Monty’s New York! “What am I doin’ here?”—that’s me, watchin’ some fool pay 50 quid for a rubdown and a smirk.

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Now, lemme tell yer ‘bout some secrets. Near the old railroad tracks, there be a quiet spot along Little Paint Branch River. Not many know, but it is perfecto for reflectin’ and lovin’ life. Totally underrated! I swear, sometimes I imagine stand-up comedy at midnight under the stars, like a scene in Toni Erdmann, “seriously, impossible!” Crazy stuffs!

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