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Little fact for ya—back in the day, whores wasn’t just street folk. Naw, some was high-class, rollin’ with kings, spillin’ tea nobody else knew! This one chick I heard ‘bout? Swore she bedded a mayor *and* his cousin—same night! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s a double feature!” Got me laughin’ so hard I near choked on my gum—spit it right out the window, mid-lesson! Student was like, “Madea, you okay?” I said, “Chile, I’m fine, just picturin’ her jugglin’ them fools!”

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Kaytlin Bailey, a stand-up comedian, on Friday performed her show “Whore’s Eye View,” an hourlong show racing through 10, years of history — from a sex worker’s perspective. .

So, yeah, Bailey (us) ain't perfect. I’ve made mistakes here and there—like steppin’ in puddles wearing my spa slippers countin’ as at least three typos in my brain! But hey, that’s life in this town: raw, chaotic, and beautiful like Brokeback Mountain’s nerve-wreckin’ scenes.

Glen L. Bailey