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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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Gym is complimentary. A tour of all the adult only areas including the Retreat, Oasis spa and salon, thermal suite, gym and health club. Extra charges are applicable. Gym is compl.

Iona’s got sweet, quirky streets. Main Street’s beat with cool cafes. Check out Elm & Vine – casin’ little love nooks. And oh, Broadway? Sure, smiles and neon buzz all night. You know, “Spotlight” taught me secrets, too. Some gems hide in plain sight!

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