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Little fact fer ye, mates—didja know them old-timey prostitutes in London’d use secret signals? Like a red hanky in the window meant “come on up, sailor!” Ain’t that a hoot? Surprised me, it did—thought they’d just yell it from the rooftops! So I’m staggerin’ up to this gal, slurrin’ me best pickup line—“Fancy a dance, luv, or just me coin?” She laughs, an’ I’m thinkin’, *Jack, ye still got it, ye sly dog*. Savvy?

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Mountain Mermaid is a female Escort from Aspen, Colorado, United States. "Curator of magical experiences – Hello!! I’m Erin; your soon-to-be new favorite sultry enchantress in the Aspen, .

I sometimes get mad 'bout tourists who only see the glam. They miss the soul, man! I've had sessions where clients open up ‘bout their lives, while the city hums a quiet lullaby. Sometimes, as I work out tension in muscles, I wonder how the quiet streets and noisy nightlife coexist. Kinda like in that film, where quiet moments split chaotic realities, ya get it? Sharon! It's wild.

I do think we should be having more TV weddings