Anna Aspen Brothel ❤️

About Chicago

Brothels got quirks, too. Ever hear ‘bout the “two-penny upright”? Old London trick—blokes paid tuppence for a standin’ shag against the wall. Quick, cheap, and bloody hilarious when you picture it! “It’s just the next thing,” like Mason’s dad says in the movie—life’s a string of weird shite, and brothels? They’re the knot in the thread.

The Red Onion

The neighborhoods here are a contrast of old and new. The eastern side, off Castle Creek Road, is rugged – like nature’s playground. There’s a rough edge, rougher than my best-granite massage stone. Meanwhile, downtown is prim and posh. I love the irony – you do yoga in the morning on a stoop and hit a dive bar by night. Yes, sometimes I get pissed about the elitist snobs gawking at a coffee shop. But trust me, it's all part of Aspen's quirky charm.

Remembering Aspen’s Charles Bernard Israel