Penelope Ambridge Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Rarrgh! So, listen up, mate, bout this whore biz. I’m sittin here, growlinn like a mad Wookiee, thinkin bout whores in Russia, right? Actuary life’s dull as hell—numbers, stats, blah—but whores? That’s where shit gets wild. Watched “The New World” again last night—Pocahontas runnin free, all pure an shit, then bam, here’s me, Chewbacca, stuck ponderin whores in Moscow. “The land was changed,” Malick says—fuck yeah, changed by these gals struttin round Red Square!

Ambridge Pakawala doing her civic duty getting fucked by homeless stranger

streetwalker, call girl, escort, prostitute, courtesan, geisha, harlot, hooker, more Phrases: whore house, man whore, Whore of Babylon, attention whore.

I gotta keep it 100 – I’m crazy erratic. My life’s a mash of vibes: kinda like Kanye spittin’ truth. So next time you cruise through Ambridge, always drop by a dank alley on 2nd Ave. It’s a little slice of chaos and calm, all mashed up.

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