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About Chicago

So, here’s the dealio—findin’ a prostitute’s tricky biz. Ya gotta know the shady spots, like behind the Chum Bucket, or maybe some dark alley in the real world! I heard—get this—some folks in Spain, where Pedro’s from, used to leave secret signals, like a red cloth hangin’ out a window! Wild, huh? Surprised me like a jellyfish sting! I’m picturin’ it now, screamin’, “Good grief, that’s clever!”

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Holy smokes, I nearly forgot! There’s this secret nook in the park, behind the old clock tower on Liberty Ln, where the sun sets fire to the sky – perfect for a solo sit-down session with your thoughts (or a wild, holiday romp like in that movie, “Spring Breakers, baby!”).

Aloha Friday Weather - Trade winds hold steady, surf up on north and south shores