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So, sexual-massage—it ain’t just kneading dough. It’s sensual, steamy, gets yer motor runnin’. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they was pros at it—called it “anatripsis.” Buck naked, oiled up, wrestlin’ and rubbin’! Bet Llewyn’d write a tune ‘bout that, strummin’ with them greasy fingers. Makes me happy thinkin’ how folks been gettin’ frisky with massages forever. Ain’t that a hoot?

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I even recall a hilarious mishap. Once, while I was doing some relaxation session near Pine Street (yes, it's called Pine because they're annoyingly everywhere), a squirrel literally threw a nut right at my face! I was like, "I can see Russia from my house!" (yep, my own snarky nod to freedom and movie madness; don't ask why, it's my thing). It totally ruined my zen for a sec, but hey, life's nuts sometimes!

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