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So, escort’s wild, innit? Me’s been diggin’ into it, and it ain’t just slags or geezers in trench coats. Nah, there’s history, fam! Back in Victorian times, right, toffs would hire these “companions” to flex at parties – like, “Look at me, I got arm candy!” Proper posh, but sneaky. Made me laff, thinkin’ how they’d strut about, all prim, while the escort’s countin’ coins in their head. “Is it ’cos I is black?” I’d say, if I was there, clockin’ how the rich geezers ignored the realness.

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After that circus, I head over to Pudsey Park. Needed a breather, ya know? It’s a lovely spot, but today it’s packed with kids and their parents. I’m sittin’ on a bench, tryin’ to gather my thoughts, when a kid runs past me, trippin’ over his own feet. He goes down hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Poor kid, but c’mon, it was hilarious!

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