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Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya somethin—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic down in the holler! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout that movie *The Return*—you know, my fave, Andrey Zvyagintsev’s joint from 2003—and it’s all moody and heavy, kinda like when you’re scopin’ out some shady street corner. That line, “You’re not ready for this,” pops in my head when I picture some dude tryna haggle with a hooker. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Spoiler: it ain’t!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for work. Classic me. I live near the High Street, so I’m sprinting down the road, dodging the usual morning crowd. You know, the old folks with their shopping bags, the school kids being loud, and the dog walkers who think they own the pavement.

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