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So, sexual-massage—it's, like, hands goin’ swoosh on ya skin, all slippery-like with oil! Little factoid for ya—ancient peeps in Thailand did this, called it “Nuad Phaen Boran,” fancy, huh? Bet they were all chilled out, not mad like me when Squidward yells, “Patrick, stop eatin’ my clarinet!” Ugh, that guy—makes me wanna punch a jellyfish! But sexual-massage? Naaaah, it’s happy vibes, like eatin’ a Krabby Patty with extra mayo—wait, is mayonnaise an instrument? Could rub it on someone, maybe? Hahaha!

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So, I’m on my way to the lab, and I decide to take a stroll down West High Street. It’s a nice day, sun’s out, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling good. But then, bam! I step in a puddle. Not just any puddle, but the biggest, muddiest one ever. My shoes are ruined! Like, seriously, who even makes puddles this big? I’m fuming, but whatever, I’ll just clean ‘em later.

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